- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

pobody's nerfect

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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