- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

civil rights

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

I like that, but why am I happy?

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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