whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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