- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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