- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

George W. Bush

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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