- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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