What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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