What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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