- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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