Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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