- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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