- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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