- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

And you honored it I see :P

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

civil rights

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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