Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

thumb_up thumb_down -35

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

PENIS

thumb_up thumb_down -37

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

thumb_up thumb_down -39

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

thumb_up thumb_down -41

A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

thumb_up thumb_down -41

It's likely that very few people will read this.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops