- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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