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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

asians have slitted eyes lol

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