- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What are annoying? Ads.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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