What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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