knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Chris is hairy

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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