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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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