- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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