Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

My mom

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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