- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??