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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call an amazing person Good

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

knock knock come in

How many light bulbs? 1

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.