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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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