- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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