- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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