- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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