- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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