- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

9/11 my birthday

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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