what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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