- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Actually it was me Josh brown

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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