- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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