how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Anti Joke

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