"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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vitamin c

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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