how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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