"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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America

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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