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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock Knock. Come in.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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