Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What's 9+10? 19

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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