Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

HELLO EVERYONE

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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