Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's 9+10? 19

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

civil rights

jd and zach loves vigina

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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