Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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