- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Chris is hairy

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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