- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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