What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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