What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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