There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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