- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What's worse than this That :(

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You idiot.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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