- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

knock knock? come in

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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