Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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