A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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GOODBYE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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