what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's 9+10? 19

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

And you honored it I see :P

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