- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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