- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

why did the blue berry cross the road

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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