What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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