A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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