What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Donald Trump

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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