- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

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