- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

I think everybody should have a penis.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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