- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

womens rights

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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