Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

how much fish could a chicken

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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