What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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