-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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