Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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