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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.