- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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