A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Tunechi

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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