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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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