Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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