- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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