- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

I'm Polish.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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