- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

haha black people :D

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??