- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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