- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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