- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Flowers are colors Love me

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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