- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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