Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Apple hates Blackberry.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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