What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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